Jordan

A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy

Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

jordan

she is a funny ass bitch and has so many names lol um she like dick and would love for you to give it to her lol she also plays softball and um really likes those balls if you know what i mean

jordan - give me your balls

me - yes

by ciara m April 29, 2019

Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.

jordan is a jordan

by manhandler bob September 24, 2021

jordan cotter

Someone with a phat juicy ass

Jordan cotter has a phat juicy ass

by Phat juicy ass October 17, 2021

LOYAL CORNER WOMAN JORDAN

THIS PERSON IS SO VERY EPIC AND POGGERS AND WE LOVE THEM AND I WOULD GIVE MY TWITCH PRINE SUBSCRIPTION TO THEM IF THERE WAS A TWITCH IRL AND THEYRE SO COOL AND AWESOME AND IM VERY PROUD OF THEM!!!

„hey, have you heard of loyal corner woman jordan?“

„YEAH THEYRE MY BEST FRIEND LIKE LITERALLY. THEYRE SO COOL. WE STAN THEM.“

by GHOSTSTEDDY July 1, 2021

Jordan Hannah

No one likes her.

This person's as dumb as Jordan Hannah

by Jesus Christ is my neighbor February 20, 2019

Jordan

A person who just serves CUNT. Jordan's are always confident ands have fire ass style. Everyone loves a Jordan because they are the shit. Don't bother going up against a Jordan because you will loose. Jordan's slay at everything. Jordan's will do anything to win. They would even suck dick to become powerful. Determined, driven, and hot are three perfect words to describe a Jordan. Often Jordan's enjoy working alone. They thrive in competitive environments, and often succeed in many aspects of their career and education. It can be hard to be a Jordan... We are so beautiful and talented it is difficult to keep it up. If you ever meet a Jordan you are just lucky to be in their presence because they are gods and goddesses amongst humans.

No Way! Is that a Jordan?

I would just love to get all up in that hotness.

by Jordz8 November 28, 2023