Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T
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jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.
Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.
by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020
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Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell
Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK
by jahdsfksajdhf January 13, 2025
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jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
jake moles likes to wank
by garry88 November 07, 2019
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Jake grabowski

A slight red neck despite not being southern. A complete fucking dickwad, openly closeted racist, uses the n-word hard r without joking, doesn’t actually hate blacks, really hate Jews
Dude, uganwae got really upset about what Jake grabowski said earlier

Eh it’s fine. It’s not like he’s a Jew or anything
by Sebby_memez January 28, 2019
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Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
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