Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.

Jacob is a midget

by bryncas November 21, 2021

Jacob and Kerry

The definition of soulmates. If you ever see a Kerry and Jacob, you should know, they are made for each other.

"omg is that Jacob? hes so hot." Person 1

"I know right, but he is taken by kerry" Person 2

"Even though I like Jacob, we can both agree that Jacob and kerry are the perfect couple"person 1

"I agree, they are soulmates" Person 2

by Yourpersonalcupid November 21, 2021

Jacob Lingershoz

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.

Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.

Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.

"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."

by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021

Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds

“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”

by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021

Jacob

A boy with a fit dad bod and aids

person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob

by 69ur_mum69 November 16, 2021

Jacob Kink

People that really like people called Jacob

Jacob: hello man 1
Man 1: fuck me in the arse i have a jacob kink

by TheRealBorgov123 November 17, 2021

Jacob

Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.

Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches

by hubert marquess November 20, 2021