jacob

the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends

jacob: wants to leave
his gf: no baby boo your ass is staying here

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021

Jacob

A person with this name has usually has a 15in penis. And is extremely attractive.

"Hey Jacob you are a sexy beast and have a huge cock."

by ch33zywiz_17 March 18, 2019

Jacob

a white name for a boy

white mother: what should i name him?!
White daughter: connor?

White dad: NO NAME HIM JACOB KAREN!

by Ok boomer October 28, 2019

jacob

he is amazingly kind and handsome and for one has a giant dick. he can be mean sometimes but its okay youll get used to it

girl 1: did you see how handsome that jacob guy is
girl 2: girl thats mine back tf off

by ih3artnybff August 28, 2023

Jacob

Pretty cool dude

oh, that handsome lad over there? that's jacob

by j1293490495 February 21, 2021

Jacob

Pill head

Jacob your a fucking pill head

by Topshagger March 25, 2020

Jacob

stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones

megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)

dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)

Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no

by Chink of the century November 4, 2022