jack vegan

Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.

Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!

Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.

by feetoid September 21, 2017

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Jack Searle

A complete and utter legend. There is no other, and will never be another, like Jack Searle.

Person 1: Damn, bro, that guy is so cool! He is beginning to approach Jack Searle territory!

Person 2: I wouldn't go that far, man.

by jezzington42069 January 29, 2022

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Jack Moody

Council house liver who touches willy at least 7 times a day

"Wow you're being such a Jack Moody right now!"

by Finley E lover May 18, 2023

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Jack Cunt

A Jack Cunt is someone who offers fuck all help, is a righteos cunt and usually drinks 5 times more than the money in their wallet or fucks off come bill time, also refered to as doing an Adsy.

you had 10 vodka soda's and just fucked off before the bill came you jack cunt!

by antijackcunt May 11, 2020

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