jack-rut

noun

\ ˈjak ˈrət \

An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell

“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”

“To keep out the light?”

“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”

“Damn.”

by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021

Uger-jacked

To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.

Frank: Hey Janet How are you feeling?
Janet:Like shit because i Uger-jacked the fuck out of me last night and now i can't walk straight.

by The Beaner Dip January 7, 2009

Jack Boss

A Jack Boss is a really weird kind of person. Very emotional and probably gay. He’s really nice to everybody but he tends to put others before himself. Very much a weirdo though! Kinda gay.

Jack is such a Jack Boss! He’s so gay and nice!

by ToriScottSmelly October 14, 2022

Jack Winn

A description of a male called 'Jack' who is undoubtedly a homosexual

Look at that Jack Winn over there what a homo.

by daddyluke6969 August 19, 2021

cheddar jack

When you jerk off after eating Cheetos, and still haven't cleaned the Cheeto dust off first.

I cheddar jacked last night because I was too lazy to clean my fingers after eating Cheetos.

by DeadTaco1 March 16, 2016

Jack Stubbs

One silly motherfucker that has a lack of time on his hands, but rather a surplus of dicks.

Obama can be a real Jack Stubbs sometimes.

by The Unicorn Man October 22, 2013

emo jacking

Cutting your self while simultaneously jacking yourself off

Bro what are those cuts on your arm
I was emo jacking last night

by P@nduh November 18, 2016