crack jew

crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew

by Pussylover696969 August 8, 2017

Jew-Lia

Nice Mad lad. Ginger lamo *dab*

Me: damn Jew-Lia
Jew-Lia: suh

by Poo$$y$mell$ December 14, 2018

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.

Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.

by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019

Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.

“Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”

by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018

Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.

"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."

by Goot Poot May 19, 2018