National bring your Xbox to work day

September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.

Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”

by HolidayMaker September 21, 2018

work me up

To fuck a girl rough and get nasty w her

Girl: *having medium speed sex* you can work me up if you want

Guy: dafuq aight lil slut

by FreakyFrank_ November 12, 2020

slut work

1. art work meets sex work
2. ballad of the emotional work* I’ve poured into my real and pseudo relationships *(see emotional labour)
*(see emotional labour)

@slut.work

slut work is a work of art : autobiographical, semi-original content and an ongoing experiment in vulnerability.

by sequoiamae December 01, 2021

God of Manual Work

An individual who excessively performs manual tasks of questionable value that could otherwise be eliminated or made easier with automation to save both time and energy.

Bro's the god of manual work cuz he be sweating all day cranking at them manual tasks.

Better show them some excel shortcuts and how to link files or else they'd be cooked like the God of Manual Work.

Bro's got skill issue cuz he's the God of Manual Work!

by Dats Bussin... December 03, 2024

mommy work

A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids

Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again

by Fireguy47 August 26, 2018

Post-work

in futurology, theory of a society in which work is radically transformed or becomes obsolete due to technological advancement, usually referring to post-scarcity

Just imagine living in a post-work society. I could farm in Warframe every day!

by ObsessedWithPolitics December 11, 2024

Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022