ass-palm

To grip or squeeze the buttocks of a member of the opposite gender, (or the same gender if that's what frys your bacon) thus allowing the butt cheek to come to rest momentarily in the hand.

Duration and pressure of hand contact on the buttock generally denotes the amount of sexing desired by the palmer.

I was at a party and this blonde science girl was totally checking out my package, so when I walked over to refill my drink, I gave her an nice subtle ass-palm to let her know I was interested in sexing her up later on that evening.

by peafarter July 25, 2003

Fine ass

A word to describe someone that’s fine
(Not necessarily referring to his ass) lol

Look at his fine ass

by Duh.itz.me July 1, 2018

ass trauma

derivation of butthurt

them americans are suffering from ass trauma due to the fact that they lost to a bunch of black guys.

by sutekidane June 29, 2010

gorrilla ass

When your unwashed ass hairs become matted together and intertwined from sweat and dingle berries. Ass dreads as the tribes native to swampy areas call it. Gorrilla ass is often follwed up with a heavy bout of ass itching, done only through the outside of the trouseres because the smell is so fierce it will stay on any surface it encounters.

After parolling the hot Iraqi desert for weeks with no shower, Sgt. Slapahoe had developed a serious case of gorrilla ass, to go along with his G- DUBS.

by Bruce Slagbust April 1, 2006

Acne Ass

When the area of the butt cheeks are simply infected with large amount of blistering white heads.

That hermaphrodite has a bad case of "Acne Ass".

by Pooper Scooper October 19, 2003

quadra-ass

The overwhelmingly horrifying deformation that occurs when a man or woman is so incredibly fat that their lower back forms an entirely separate set of ass cheeks above the normal ones, thus leading to the appearance of having another ass resting on top of the real one.

Holy sh*t dude, look at that chick's quadra-ass! That's f*cking horrible! It's so saggy!!

Yeah, I bet she hides chicken under the top ass cheeks.

by Jorrg January 8, 2007

Ass Wind

A fart void of any smell at all. The opposite of the "silent but deadly" fart. This fart can be noisy and/or gross sounding, as long as it is odorless.

I just felt the breeze from your ass wind.

Or

Why didn't that fart smell at all? It's just ass wind.

by Big Lerm March 11, 2009