Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.

Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people

by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024

human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.

"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"

by humanboner November 14, 2015

Human bin

Someone trashy who is being used.

Ugh, Becky is such a human bin. Did you see her with Bob the other night?

by BranK18 July 12, 2018

Human trafficking

The act of recruiting, transporting, transferring, harboring, or receiving individuals through the use of force, deception, or other forms of coercion for the purpose of exploitation.

"The authorities rescued several victims of human trafficking who were being held captive and forced to work in a factory under exploitative conditions."

by stratoo April 19, 2024

Human-centicheese

The sexual act of three or more people involved in a train intercourse (or sometimes one infront doing fellatio) and reaching climax and ejaculationg simultaneously or in domino fashion.

You gotta come to Tylers party, we often make a train and human-centicheese at the same time.

by Cringlezz January 2, 2019

human guinea pig

Tim Ferriss

Tim Ferriss is so human guinea pig.

by MEDERINHO July 2, 2016

Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.

"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024