The ghetto Harry Potter who possesses the voice of Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights and was born from a bag of potato chips.
by dude April 11, 2004
Get the Harry Cheng Pottermug. Harry Potter is the boy who lived. yes thats right and he will outlive you to, he will chase down all your horcruxes and make sure they are destroyed. Then come after you personally and blow your face off. He's just so Magical, he doesn't even need sleep. He just sits up every night crying about his dead parents. Yes thats right, the boy who lived has the parents who didnt live.
He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
by TheHalfBloodUnicorn July 15, 2011
Get the Harry Pottermug. The coolest boi in town. Often seen with bitches in his house but is treated like shit in school. If you know this guy, you should treat him better.
Louis:Harris Alexander Chase is a piece of unwanted shit.
Jerry:His name suggests otherwise. All you do is jerk off.
Jerry:His name suggests otherwise. All you do is jerk off.
by SMART NIGGA BOI November 8, 2017
Get the harris alexander chasemug. Boris Pavlikovsky says with his Russian accent to Theo Decker at the school bus. Used for calling a guy who wears glasses, especially guy with round glasses.
by scarskata March 7, 2020
Get the ha! harry pottermug. A really fake friend who cheats on his girlfreind he is the type of person who wants to make fun of you say fake things about you and then wants to spend the weekend with you
Made by someone that goes to sherwood
Made by someone that goes to sherwood
by Sherwood 6th grader November 5, 2019
Get the Ja'-Ryus Harrismug. A Narcissists who is notorious for blaming everyone and everything around them for their bad luck or behaviour’Even thought they caused it them self.
A Winging weak-minded and weak willed bitter man who subservient to an over baring woman. There for resents everyone outside his Bubble.
Generally a bitter simp and Bata male.
Also known as giving it a Duke of Sussex.
A Winging weak-minded and weak willed bitter man who subservient to an over baring woman. There for resents everyone outside his Bubble.
Generally a bitter simp and Bata male.
Also known as giving it a Duke of Sussex.
Pulling a Harry Windsor.
Man,
“it’s your fault everyone hates me for doing the stuff I did. If it wasn’t for you etc”.
“Ah stop it ya melt! You’re pulling a Harry Windsor again”.
Or
Its there fault I don’t get promoted, it’s not my fault I didn’t work hard enough.
Wife, shut up Harry Windsor and get back under the stairs where you belong. Speak when you are told to.
Husband, yes dear , right away dear. Sniff sniff.
Man,
“it’s your fault everyone hates me for doing the stuff I did. If it wasn’t for you etc”.
“Ah stop it ya melt! You’re pulling a Harry Windsor again”.
Or
Its there fault I don’t get promoted, it’s not my fault I didn’t work hard enough.
Wife, shut up Harry Windsor and get back under the stairs where you belong. Speak when you are told to.
Husband, yes dear , right away dear. Sniff sniff.
by Sabre strike. January 7, 2023
Get the Pulling a Harry Windsor.mug. A big juicy man with a PHAT GYAT, a 9 inch dick, and a strong sexual attraction towards even juicier men.
by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023
Get the Nathan Harris Kingmug.