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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok
Alright my lover you good hows yer garden
by fatfonze September 5, 2025
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Hows yer garden

How are you and everything you look after , how is your family.
by fatfonze September 5, 2025
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How to typ

This is not google but press e it’s simple
You: how to type e on my keyboard?
Me: just fucking press e
by Duuxling January 14, 2025
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how do i type

used by ppl who dont know how to type apparently
Person 1: How do i type

Person 2: ??? Wdym u just typed

Person 1: Nuh uh
by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025
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How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.
Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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Is that how you’re giving it up

In a state of disbelief or disappointment at someone’s decision to let go of something. Implying that they are doing so in a way that seems uncharacteristic of them
Implication of low effort:
By asking “is that how you’re giving it up,” the speaker is implying that the other person is not giving their best effort.
by Juscause January 26, 2025
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