Flip n fly

When you are having anal sex from the doggie position and she thinks she needs to fart but when you pull your penis out she shits and it flip n flies everywhere.

I was taking that ass to pound town when she all the sudden started shitting everywhere. I said “what the hell was that?”. Her response “it’s a god damn flip n fly!”

by Pumalumadingdong March 19, 2020

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Flying spaghetti monster

The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.

Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.

by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018

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Anus Fly Trap

When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.

"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"

by Pyravia April 21, 2018

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