What The Flying Turtles

''What the fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas July 06, 2022

flying half mast

Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard

also known as: Half Chub

Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.

by Alex_Pax November 23, 2016

Flying Dutch Man

The act of penetrating a sexual partner with the aid of a zip line

Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?

by Hurbesquits Seen December 21, 2017

Scary flying shark

The scary flying shark is scary..

Random demented kid:LOOK THERES A SCARY FLYING SHARK!!

by Randomassvr June 25, 2023

bananas can fly

a song that is just talking about bananas flying

Hey yo dude! have you see the song "Bananas Can Fly" on youtube?

by okfinenoob November 14, 2021

Fetus Fly Trap

A woman who enjoys the act of taking the virginities of younger men.

You're a bunch of fetus fly traps and whores!

by Aristotle and Fruit Loops June 29, 2011

Flying Delivery Truck

What CNN thought a plane was in 2017

CNN: "FedEx is buying up to 100 new flying delivery trucks" (2017)

by Official Cringe Police November 12, 2021