trunk drunk

When someone is so drunk, and desparate for a ride, that they will ride in the trunk of a car to get somewhere. Often times resulting in them passing out in the trunk- making for excellent black-mail photos!

I drove my two-seater to the party, but Cody needed a ride home. I told him he could ride in the trunk if he really wanted to. We got to his place and he was sleeping like a baby. What a trunk drunk!

trunk drunk by Who's your step-daddy? September 19, 2009

teela drunk 

Teela drunk is a level of drunkness that is beyond tequila drunk. If one is Teela Drunk, you can expect to see vomit, thongs, random guys, and the person will make no sense whatsoever. There may be some crazy dancing and loud singing. TEELA DRUNK CAN BE CLOSE TO DANGEROUS FOR THE PERSON AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

Sarah: Oh man I was Teela Drunk last night

Suzy: Yeah dude, you were a wreck!

teela drunk by RAMONA JOHN ROBERTS November 22, 2010

loser drunk

When you're absolutely shitfaced drunk to the point where you're wandering around the party/bar by yourself looking for your friends which are nowhere in sight.

Did you see Jimbo at the bar last night!? He was so loser drunk he had no idea where he was!

loser drunk by TbayGuy1 December 22, 2010

Kav Drunk 

When a man has a tendency to get belligerently drunk and sexually assault women.

Todd: Bro, why is Samantha so mad at Chad rn??
Chester: Brooo I don't know, but I think he got Kav drunk last night.

Kav Drunk by Alnold Palmer September 27, 2018

Trucker drunk 

drink just enough to find your limit, then, just for good measure, throw in a few shots of jager, shake well. Now your trucker drunk.

john: man, what the hell happened last night? i don't remember a thing.
zach: yeah, you were trucker drunk last night!

Trucker drunk by slowbmw October 17, 2007

mouth drunk 

when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling

"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"

mouth drunk by Lindsey CC July 31, 2009

Catchen Drunk Phrase 

Playing catch phrase totally inebriated

"Dude, why'd you piss in my sink???"
"Sorry, i blame it on the Catchen Drunk Phrase

Catchen Drunk Phrase by Amberlee117 February 8, 2010