stupid devil

term of endearment used by parents for, and also to make small casual fun of small, silly-having children who have big, socially acceptable ideas, but have no clue, pentoute, as to what they are doing, therefore making their big idea seem silly.
a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?

parents (in unison): no our little silly, stupid devil David.
by Sexydimma September 1, 2012
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The Devil's Pitchfork

What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.
She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.
by Bottle Boiz December 2, 2009
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First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
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Devil's Dutch Oven

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."
by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021
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Devil's harmonica

The act of fellatio, performed by two mouths on the same penis.
The best head I ever got was from Carrie and Blair. Those two were playing the Devil's harmonica!
by LockguyDFW November 23, 2020
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