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Clear your cookies

Term used to let go of ill will after being upset, preoccupied or concerned about something negative that is consuming someone's thoughts. This term is derived from clearing you cookies in your internet options in order to surf online smoothly.
Could be used to help a friend get over a moral hangover. For instance, your buddy is beating himself up about the drunk dial he made to an ex girlfriend or about the rude comment he made to his boss at the office party. You let him revel in his misery until about 4pm and then it's time to say "Dude, clear your cookies, move on. It's not a big deal...let's play nintendo and order a pizza."
by Amy Sears January 12, 2006
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chunky chinky cookie

a kid who tries to work ' the hair flip ' yet udderly fails. he is somewhat asian or chinese physicaly and mentally. you go all nun on him and your ruler will break.
by yournotblacksorry. March 27, 2010
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.
That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.
by Raven May 28, 2004
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cookies n cream

The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.
After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.
by hatlamp March 1, 2011
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cookies n cream

Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do that...it dosnt count.

Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.
I cookies n creamed her in the baseball field bathroom.
by Ben and Joey January 6, 2009
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Vaginal Cookie Grease

That green puff of air that comes out of a yeast infected cooter. It smells in what only can be described as rotting garbage and vomit.
I went down on my girlfriend for the first time the other day and I threw up in her junk becuase she had some Vaginal Cookie Grease
by Slap Jackin October 12, 2004
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