Canadian

A financially-dumb person who probably invests in crypto or some sort of virtual money.

Person 1: Hey, look, it’s a Canadian!
Person 2: Yup, can’t believe he’s holding his hat out begging for money. I wonder what happened to him…

by DavidTheDev July 28, 2022

Canadian Twerking

A vigorous back and forth movement of the hips while wearing primarily denim clothing or full overalls. Frequently performed by Caucasian males with significant unearned confidence.

Did you see Sam Canadian twerking sanding that wood block

by Bexthevex August 2, 2022

Canadian Cigarette

A cigarette that has been dipped in formaldehyde. Typically smoked after hash and shatter.

Mark enjoyed too many Canadian Cigarettes, and now he needs a cytoplasm transplant.

by ————-Webster———- June 15, 2022

Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.

My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.

by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022

Cursed a Canadian

Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".

"I was Cursed a Canadian at that family reunion"

by Captin Rickshaw June 22, 2022

Canadian

Code for for African American, which is used to be discreet.

Wow, a group of Canadian teenagers just boarded the train. Be on the lookout.

by FrankieSanz June 23, 2022

A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."

I have a friend who is a little canadian oven

by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022