Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019

She'll burn your dick

She has so many STD's from all the dude's shes fucked. Probably also from the guys she's fucked for drugs.

Your friend: Ay man, Dont fuck her with out a condom, I'd wear 6. Because if you smash raw dog She'll burn your dick

by HilbillyJay July 27, 2020

3rd DEGREE Resume BURNS

Having 3 or more degrees and still not being able to find employment thereafter.

John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!

by sweetjdubs August 6, 2010

Burned my baked ziti

Italians use it..... Meaning you you caught an std.

Pauly D: Mikey ...she got me.

Mike : What you mean pauly/
Pauly: i burned my baked ziti

by The Riddler Riddling March 13, 2011

3rd dgree burns

Painful burns that occur when you have been set on fire they hurt like fuck.

OMG the grill exploded and Keenan is in the hospital with 3rd dgree burns.

by juggalette_444 October 9, 2008

burning down cvs

Any extensive looting and/or vandalism caused by civil unrest and rioting especially due to racial injustice.

Due to the police officer shooting an unarmed black man, Atlanta was burning down CVS.

by notnohow October 11, 2015

Burning my toast

To masterbate in a violent mannor

Boy: That chick was soo hot yesterday, i ended up burning my toast the next morning

by owned-you April 5, 2011