Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!
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The term draws from the 2025 “butt breathing” (enteral ventilation) human trials, where scientists tested delivering oxygen through the rectum to patients whose lungs could no longer function properly.
The term draws from the 2025 “butt breathing” (enteral ventilation) human trials, where scientists tested delivering oxygen through the rectum to patients whose lungs could no longer function properly.
“Quit hacking up a lung, you butt breather.”
“Don’t queue up yet, the butt breather needs his smoke break.”
“Even with all the new research and treatments out there, he’s still a butt breather.”
“She says she’s quitting next week — classic butt breather line.”
“Don’t queue up yet, the butt breather needs his smoke break.”
“Even with all the new research and treatments out there, he’s still a butt breather.”
“She says she’s quitting next week — classic butt breather line.”
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Get the Italian Breathalyzer mug.Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.
Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.
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