Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

by Siren09876 September 7, 2021

Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

Protein Baby

A protein baby is when a gymrat overloads on a protein shake and as a result their stomach expands.

Kyle chugged a whole protein shake and now he’s got a protein baby!

by Rancid gym cunt September 29, 2021

baby zaddy

When the father of your child/children is a tall, handsome, confident type.

All them moms in the hood be after my baby zaddy

by Foster P July 21, 2021

Baby Tina

The Worst Baby Ever Made

"Do you like Baby Tina?"
"No."

by BrownBoiTTV August 12, 2021

baby-banking

When a parent obtains an extra helping of food for their child with intent of eating said food for themselves.

There he goes again, baby-banking a slice of pizza that I just bought. Everyone knows his child will not eat the whole thing and it is just for him.

by GhostSpider August 28, 2021

Baby Amore

The best woman of all. She cares the most, loves you the most, and even brings the joy in you. She is just irresistible and happy to be with. She is just the woman of your life.

My Baby Amore is here.

by Baby Chris June 20, 2021