BUM STABBER Share definition Flag Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage. Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage. BUM STABBER by Ring pirate November 27, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the BUM STABBER mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch