All these racks give me a boner 

When all the cash/money gives you a hardon

All these racks give me a boner I'm too hard!

All these racks give me a boner by niggasamuel March 10, 2019

Captain Boner 

Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation

"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."

Captain Boner by Kristian Donaldson March 8, 2005

Awkward Boner 

Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.

Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*

Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"

Awkward Boner by That pin head across the stree January 31, 2014

inverse boner 

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.

Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.

inverse boner by itsnotc September 27, 2010

E-Boner

Also referred to as an Electronic-Boner. This occurs when an individual(s) finds out that a Female is on his team in an online video game. Most common among ages 12-17.

Dude when I found out that xXsweetgirlXx was actually a girl I got an E-Boner, her voice was so hot.

E-Boner by ThatOneGuy92 November 5, 2010

Kiddie Boner 

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.

Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.

Kiddie Boner by theindiearmy August 13, 2011

Questionable boner 

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on

"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"

Questionable boner by sexy'o'sulivan October 4, 2011