Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 24, 2009
He gave her a hot buttered apple
by koolkidklan420 March 05, 2017
A beer for those who are secretly growing a very furry vagina. The sort of people that would suck dick for a hit off a bong. When your woman sees you drinking Bud Apple, she immediately is looking around the party to see who she can cheat on you with because she wants a real man.
Billy- "you're drinking Bud Light Apple..?"
Jim "yea it's so good"
Billy " you may as well go do your cross fit you fucking pussy"
Jim "yea it's so good"
Billy " you may as well go do your cross fit you fucking pussy"
by slitherinsexy689 May 11, 2016
"Bone apple tea" is a phrase that memetically communicates or references the word "malapropism".
"A malapropism is a type of language error that occurs when a person mistakenly uses a word that is similar in sound to the word they intended to use, but which has a completely different meaning. This can result in a humorous or absurd effect, as the person using the word may not realize that they have used it incorrectly. For example, someone might say "I need to buy a new flammable for my car" instead of "I need to buy a new fuel filter for my car." Malapropisms are often used intentionally in comedy or satire to create a humorous or absurd effect, and they can also occur accidentally in everyday speech when a person is unaware of the correct usage of a particular word." - ChatGPT
"A malapropism is a type of language error that occurs when a person mistakenly uses a word that is similar in sound to the word they intended to use, but which has a completely different meaning. This can result in a humorous or absurd effect, as the person using the word may not realize that they have used it incorrectly. For example, someone might say "I need to buy a new flammable for my car" instead of "I need to buy a new fuel filter for my car." Malapropisms are often used intentionally in comedy or satire to create a humorous or absurd effect, and they can also occur accidentally in everyday speech when a person is unaware of the correct usage of a particular word." - ChatGPT
Person 1: What does it mean to "starch your engines"?
Person 2: Actually, what you mean to ask is "what does it mean to START your engines", "STARCH your engines" is a bone apple tea
Person 1: Goodbye
Person 2: Actually, what you mean to ask is "what does it mean to START your engines", "STARCH your engines" is a bone apple tea
Person 1: Goodbye
by Tekaiguy December 27, 2022
by AshIsDead October 04, 2021
by G3NI3 May 07, 2009
A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.
"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."
by Anaksunaman June 20, 2004