Adam

The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him

Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk…
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH

by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021

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Adam

A gay fagot with a small dick

Adam a asshole

by Ahhdd January 1, 2019

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Adam Guck

Can’t spell for shit

Adam guck

See water

by Where’sallthepootang January 5, 2020

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Adam

Adam is someone who loves the Gaa. But works part time as a slave for master oogway and chicken Joe.
Adam is the first person to discover obamas last name and as a result he was knighted by quandale dingle on the 21st April 2022. He then met the daddys, Daddy Noel, Daddy CBum, and Patrick Bateman to go on a long and perilous journey to save Quandale Dingle from Bowsers castle.

Adam is awesome. I hope he doesnt enslave an entire village like wanda did. After his knighthood by Quandale Dingle he became a Jedi Knight and regularly breaks man beds due to what he does to Padme. His long running trio with Pickle Rick and Morty his made him become worthy to become one of Grus minions.

by Quandale Dingle the 3rd April 21, 2022

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Adam S

A loner who will die alone. He has long hair and people call him a coconut. He stuffs his face with ice cream every time he’s sad (Which is most of the time.) He gets rejected a lot. (He cries himself to sleep after most rejections, usually for a month.)

1. He looks like a coconut! Must be Adam S
2. He’s such a loner! Must be Adam S
3. He’s gonna die alone. He’s probably Adam S

by Adisiak March 27, 2019

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