When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.
Houseguest: "where are you guys?"
Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
Houseguest: "where are you guys?"
Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
by odie74 June 28, 2017
by BONT213 September 15, 2021
This might be the worst fucking school in existence. The whole place is falling apart, it's to the point where the school could literally be flooded and nobody would bat an eye. This is also a place where you can get assigned seats at lunch because somebody threw a fucking water bottle into the trash. Every teacher has a power complex except like 2 who didn't make me want to kill myself, it's to the point where you get sent to the office for fucking laughing at someone throwing a pencil. There are also these deadass parties that never happen because the person either wimps out of having it or somebody snitched. P.E might be the worst part of the day, the locker rooms are pretty much a fucking gas chamber due to the smell of paint because they repaint the damn place life every month and also the smell of people not taking a fucking shower for a week pretty much chokes you out. Once you make it out of said locker room you do "warmups", I think they actually mean they perform the torture that prisoners of war in Vietnam had to go through. On average you do like 20 situps, 20 curl-ups, like 10 pushups and like 5 minutes of "jogging" which is actually making you run at full speed until your legs give out. Then after this torture, you go outside and play flag football for like 40 minutes while your still fucking dying from warmups. Also, you can get suspended for the dumbest shit, you run a meme account about the school, prepare to be suspended for a week. This school just sucks.
by ICantThinkOfAGoodHandle September 18, 2019
Device Used To Smoke Marijuana Is A Conservative Way - Consists Of 2 Litre Bottle, Bucket Of Water, Bowl.
by Apb June 20, 2003
When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.
by WI Pharter April 16, 2009
When a couple is performing vaginal sex in the doggie style position. The male licks both thumbs, puts them together, inserts them into the females anus, and pulls them apart. This action stretches the anus releasing any built up gas. The releasing of this gas makes a sound similar to the releasing of excess air on a semi-trucks air breaks.
Dude, I was pluggin' Staci last night and right before I exploded in ecstasy. I gave her the ol' London air break release. Without getting into too much detail, I will tell you that she must have had cabbage for dinner.
by Danimal107 March 10, 2008
This person will do anything they want without fear or hesitation, regardless of moral alignment, including their rivals or competitors. They are the true menaces to society and will run you a fade for no reason. If you see someone wearing black air forces do not engage.
Examples of Black air force energy
Madara Uchiha from Naruto
Escanor The Lion Sin from Seven Deadly Sins
Eren Yeager from Attack on Titans
Madara Uchiha from Naruto
Escanor The Lion Sin from Seven Deadly Sins
Eren Yeager from Attack on Titans
by TDog024_ February 20, 2023