The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 03, 2022

Cracker tower

The art of stacking more than 2 white guys on top of each other. then they all ejaculate into a cup and make a guy named Daniela drink it

My god look at that cracker tower

by @officialcrackertower December 14, 2023

my back crackers

A girl who has a lot of guy “friends”
One who has “hoes”

Julia Roberts in the movie “Pretty Woman” has a lot of “back crackers” she could say, “hey those are my back crackers”

by November 08, 2020

Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person

Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."

by lil Buddha August 06, 2013

Buttered Cracker

A white person with waves

Buttered Cracker-Joe wave cheeeeckkk

by domthemotherfucking donkey March 22, 2019

Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap

Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!

by xXMysticMacXx November 27, 2021

Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 12, 2019