by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023
Get the Don't name your friends.mug. The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
by grrrlhood June 2, 2024
Get the J name theorymug. A type of word on Urban Dictionary where people put a bunch of flattering words about either their romantic partner or themselves.
john is so epic and hot and cool and hot and crazy and hot and caring and hot and hot and he has a very cool and epic and hot name and you are very lucky if you have him and also he's hot did i mention that he's hot because he's very hot and-
by bobinator133 March 14, 2021
Get the Namemug. When someone emphasizes your name at the end of their sentence to "stab" you with the fact that they are speaking to you in an annoyed or condescending manner.
Why did you do that, KAREN?
I can't believe you actually did that, STEVE.
Don't talk to me anymore, JILL.
I don't know, MARGO.
I'm making my point by name stabbing you, FRED.
I can't believe you actually did that, STEVE.
Don't talk to me anymore, JILL.
I don't know, MARGO.
I'm making my point by name stabbing you, FRED.
by jextipose February 13, 2023
Get the Name stabbingmug. 
1. That's alotta names
2. Never search for any type of name on the Urban Dictionary! None of these definitions are useful! Just like zodiac signs.
2. Never search for any type of name on the Urban Dictionary! None of these definitions are useful! Just like zodiac signs.
by banflimflam August 21, 2022
Get the namesmug. A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.
Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024
Get the Starbucks Namemug.