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couple syndrome

The condition that new couples often exhibit in relation to friendships. This often includes canceling plans, ditching early, not drinking, etc. Often, it gets blamed on the new person, though the friend is usually equally at fault for giving in and ditching fun plans with friends.
"Hey, is Jason coming out tonight?" .... "nah, he just texted, he's got couple syndrome, he and Sarah are staying in again"
by sassalot December 31, 2012
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Java syndrome

Using a single programming language to solve every problem solely because it’s what an organization has always used, and no one will every be fired for using it.
Why are you using PHP to process your analytics?

Java Syndrome!
by tacoraj June 16, 2016
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DTMS Syndrome

Acronym for
Donald Trump Mini Stroke Syndrome
Scientific name Transient ischemic attack
Webster Dictionary had to add 5000 new jobs due to the president having DTMS Syndrome.
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,

Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz

Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions
by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020
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Typing Syndrome

A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.
I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.

Must have been typing syndrome.
by L05 June 17, 2009
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Crayola Syndrome

When a male's sexual reproductive organ lacks girth. When erect it resembles that of a Crayola Marker, dainty and pointed. Lacks ability to deliver sexual pleasure.
How was the sex? Well, I found out he had Crayola Snydrome

Crayola Syndrome
by kikikik March 5, 2011
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Immo syndrome

1. Going out of your way and intentionally making up false things to annoy people

2.Dodge women from fear of losing or making friendship awkward
I really want to ask out this girl but im having immo syndrome thoughts
by Rezh February 9, 2021
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htfs syndrome

I was recently diagnosed with HTFS Syndrome.

Whats that?

I'm Horny 24/7
by nutellaonyoface November 29, 2019
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