Urban dick

When your too lazy to type urban dictionary but you get urban dick instead now you have sophisticated pp's in your areas.

I tried searching urban dic but I got urban dick instead!

by Iwillkillmyselfwithpeanuts September 10, 2020

dick

you

you know what i'm talking about, DICK

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

E-Dick

Unsolicited or Solicited Dick Pics. E-dick is Ethernet Dick. Most e-girls might have gotten some edick.

Yooo I bet she gets a lotta e-dick

by Sam1d September 11, 2020

Dick slapped

When you hit a ball really hard in any way.

Man I just dick slapped that ball

by M838 September 11, 2020

Dick

That fucker steve

Steve: Hey
Me: you motherfucker dickhead. i will fucking obliterate you you fat potato

by Syphex1 September 13, 2020

Dick

The source of pleasure for many women, usually attached to a male.

Girl: Hey honey can u show me ur dick?
Guy: *Pulls pants down* Oh baby feel it, lets make some babys
Girl: How is that gonna work baby, it's in my mouth
Guy: *Groans* Gimme more baby!
Girl: *Licks dick* How about we get at it then?
Guy: *Takes girls dress and bra and underwear off* Get down honey, I need some of that vagina!
Girl: Eat all you want baby, just gimme some kids.

by Lesbian_Angel September 14, 2020

Dick

The word "Dick" when used disparagingly is woefully misinterpreted. Often conflated with words like, Asshole, Jerk, Punk, and a laundry list of other's. It is in fact someone who calls Assholes out on their shit! Dick's are intelligent, quick witted, and uncommonly kind considering how ruthlessly they take down their prey.

Dick's only appear when provoked by the incessant droppings of words like shit from ass from the ever prevalent steaming turd herds of millions of free range Assholes. Overcome by the powerful compulsion to shut the Asshole down before it shits on everything around.

Dick's always win the argument, because Assholes get fucked and it's the Dick's that do the fuckin'.

"Man! You're such a fuckin'Dick!"

"Why? Cause I called you on your bullshit? Asshole!

by IGetsPaid September 14, 2020