Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.
Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.
by StevenParkers August 10, 2020
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oh my wetness

When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.
1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot
by Smurfton December 20, 2017
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robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
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robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
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my ranked teammates

commonly used to call someone stupid under a TikTok post or saying it in real life;
when they ask about what something is when everybody knows what said thing is
someone: “hey what is do not disturb mode I’ve never heard of it?”
you: “my ranked teammates”
by rocksareyummy3333 November 29, 2024
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my ranked teammates

basically calling you stupid; saying how their ranked teammates are always very slow and not understanding of the game-mode from Fortnite
user: oh wow i didn’t even know 1+1=2
you: my ranked teammates:
by adot.stayclicking November 24, 2024
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Tickled My Fenders

When a girl farts and the gas bubble travels up the front side and is squeezed through the Labia, the girl says "that one tickled my fenders"!
by Taddeipole December 08, 2015
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