Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 16, 2018

Bulldog ass

When a woman has an over-abundance of 'junk in the trunk', so her ass looks like 2 bulldogs in a burlap bag, fightin' eachother to see which one can get out faster.

Look at the bulldog ass on that one!

by SuburbanNary November 10, 2020

doggy ass nigga

Boogie

"I'm a doggy ass nigga" -Boogie

by Boooogie May 10, 2024

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 01, 2022

the ceo of eating ass

the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.

oh shit! I didnt pray to the ceo of eating ass before eating her ass, I might be in trouble!

by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019

Play in yo ass

Slang for beat yo ass

Friend: im trying to fight you
Me: Man don’t make me play in yo ass

by Samme May 21, 2022

Craini-ass-tomy

A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).

Man, life really sucks and it’s your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy I’ve been needing.

by Commonsense mofo June 13, 2018