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by i suck horse cock June 10, 2020

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When someone you see just has a vibe and you think "wow he got a big dick"

Beth: "wow I'm getting some real big dick energy vibes"
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by BIg dick Bethany June 13, 2019

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When someone is in the act of boasting about an accomplishment or a possession. Examples would be a new expensive car, or the amount of money they make.

A highkey flex of something.

He pulled out $100,000 for no reason. He’s rockin big dick.

by Bruh 23232323 July 9, 2019

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Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

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Peripheral Dick

Standing at the urinal and out of the corner of your eye you see a blurred penis.

Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.

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Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!

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by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025

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