fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon
" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"
by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021
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it enters my mind-brain

A more simple and at the same time more emphatic way of saying "I get it" or "I understand". Usually improved by saying "I get it" first. When face to face (instead of in a texting situation) probably best supplemented by pointing each index finger to a respective side on the forehead.
Sure to convince anyone that you've understood something and that you're frighteningly smart.
I get it, it enters my mind-brain.

Don't question me twice, I get it, it enters my mind-brain. Because I'm smart.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.
Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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My partner, Jesus

My partner, Jesus, is a bottom
by PPAP_with_big_pp November 23, 2021
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Extrapolating my jipple

"Dude, are you extrapolating my jipple? The teacher just gave us 3 pages of homework!"
by Goblover December 17, 2024
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Poodle in my noodle

I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.
by r siz December 05, 2014
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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024
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