banker dick

The kind of dick you find out in the club on a Wednesday, frequents equinox, gets bottle service, refers to all his male friends as bruh....

Ang was late again for work, she busy with that banker dick all night....

by Dirt Dee November 14, 2019

Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack

Tony caught athletes dick from karen

by Houdini2 October 30, 2025

Dick Trapped

when you keep attracting the same type of men

Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!

by VoidDreamWalker March 17, 2023

Dick Sandwitch

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.

"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"

by NeptunesRetardedCousinNeptard May 2, 2021

beemer dick

An old rich stuck up dumbass old man that drives a bunch of beemers.

Dude that beemer dick was trying to hit on my girl.

by Poweroffire July 5, 2022

Dick Slit

Vagina

Her Dick Slit was oozing!

by trebou October 25, 2009

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018