Muhammed My Clown

He's a very lovely and a beautiful boy, he's so kind so heartwarming and he's the best. If you want to know what's close to perfection look at him and you'll know it and everyone loves him he's sad sometimes but he will be happy again, just have hope my beloved husband.

Me to anyone I see: Have you seen Muhammed My Clown lately? He's my everything.

by Your clown August 19, 2021

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Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.

Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...

by parakeregreses July 12, 2023

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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 05, 2024

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shout my block out

Tell my business; repeat something that told you in confidence. Airing out dirty laundry.

Way to shout my block out, Jenn! You shouldn’t have repeated that!

You didn’t need to shout my block out like that, Scott! Not everyone need to know my business!

by SlinkyCatJenn February 22, 2023

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shout my block out

Tell my business; gossip; talk shit;

Way to shout my block out, Jenn! You didn’t need to repeat that!

Thanks Scott! Now everyone knows my business! You didn’t need to shout my block out like that.

by SlinkyCatJenn February 22, 2023

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