who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022

friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022

People who’s opinions don’t matter

libby; gay people

people who’s opinions don’t matter is libby

by very real person December 21, 2022

a bitch who needs to chill

A bitch who needs to stfu and go suck some dick and hop off mine

a bitch who needs to chill

by randomglogirl December 23, 2022

Who has a fatter ass?

Daniel in fact has a gradually fatter ass than Natalie.

Natalie:Who has a fatter ass? It’s definitely me
Daniel:Nope, look at the facts.

by afromandan December 26, 2022

Doctor Who

Doctor Who is a TV Show that started in 1963 with the episode “An Unearthly Child” The show was created by Sydney Newman and has spawned various different fanfilms such as DW2012, Fractured Timeline, The Nick Scovell Adventures, etc. It has had 39 Seasons, 16 Doctors, 4 Movies, and a total of 300 episodes in the main storyline.
The 15 main actors to portray the Doctor are as follows:
William Hartnell
Patrick Troughton
Jon Pertwee
Tom Baker
Peter Davison
Colin Baker
Sylvester McCoy
Paul McGann
John Hurt
Christopher Eccleston
David Tennant
Matt Smith
Peter Capaldi

Jodie Whittaker
Ncuti Gatwa

Person: What’s your favorite TV Show?
Person 2: I like Doctor Who.

by Mangleelgnam December 30, 2022

Men who get no bitches

Men who have zero rizz and get no bitches

toe: I got rejected again...'
River": wow, you really are a great example of Men who get no bitches

by anonymous January 7, 2023