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use the microwave

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "
by jsurfs November 25, 2016
mugGet the use the microwavemug.

Simps-R-US

When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"
Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here
by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021
mugGet the Simps-R-USmug.

Among us

the sussy sussy was in "among us"
by 3Dani3 November 9, 2022
mugGet the Among usmug.
Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?
Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
mugGet the They told us not to say anythingmug.

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