Two-hand spread

Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.

Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.

by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 18, 2017

Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 02, 2018

Two player obby

One of the very best two player obbies on Roblox, It uses a lot of functions and has a lot of fun stages.

Random person: Let's go play two player obby together!

by DanikRblx July 20, 2022

Two twenty eight

Meaning nothing of consequence, a false alarm or a boring bland activity.

A fart with no smell or sound.

“How was the party?”
“Total bust, ended up being a two twenty eight”

by Cometboy February 28, 2019

Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.

by LeSavage1970 November 29, 2017

Two Tuccis in a Room

The act of brother-sister physical love.

They were like two Tuccis in a room...before you knew it one thing had led to another.

by Baldster July 23, 2008