moosey twat

When your dick or vagina is hairy

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis

by Mercibaby January 28, 2017

Twat

a derogatory word used in the British-English language or American English language to refer to someone as being stupid or obnoxious.

Stop being such a little twat and get back to work

by Suburbanz71 January 23, 2019

Twat

I name a certain someone gives to marcelo

N: “your a twat”
M: “I slipped on water”

by TwatTheBat April 26, 2022

Twat

A word Americans can't pronounce

Wrong: 'Americans are twots
right: Americans are twats

by Cachu February 24, 2021

tickle a twat

When a girl masturbates. Flicks the bean. The act of Shebopping. Etc...

I'm so glad I have gotten rid of that old iPhone 4s finally. This iPhone 7 screen is much better for watching porn to tickle a twat with.

by TheLunarMother June 28, 2017

Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

by Schroomfunguy December 15, 2023

Pippi twat

A small dick pussy ass bitch.

I ain't fucking wit you pippi twat.

by FreaKyG420 October 1, 2016