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Slap my turkey

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.
by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018
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turkey smuggler

An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
by Cre8Art January 29, 2014
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Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.
We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.
by FyffandSG November 12, 2021
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Turkey

The country that hosts the province, Batman.
by MemesDude January 19, 2024
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Turkey Dip

Dipping one’ penis into the toilet bowl after using it for good luck.
Alright boys I turkey dipped its going to be a good night
by Nutspoc January 17, 2022
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Turkey

-To have a big booty or to be packing
Damn, that’s a lot of turkey”
by Themeatgobbler May 18, 2025
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turkey-boysted

state a penis is in when wet and erected
"Nah my dude you don't even know,he was sooo turkey-boysted!"
"Fuck man I'm to turkey-boysted right now!"
by turkey-boysted.com November 26, 2017
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