Bill: "Hey Steve, how long until you give Jill the old anal bang-bang-cho-cho-train?"
Steve: " I tried last night but she squealed and bled everywhere."
Steve: " I tried last night but she squealed and bled everywhere."
by stevensinski November 29, 2009

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.
Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011

Person 1: Hey, why kind of music do you like?
Person 2: Mostly AJR, how about you?
Person 1: I hope you get hit by a train
Person 2: Mostly AJR, how about you?
Person 1: I hope you get hit by a train
by John_69 August 28, 2022

*somone fails at slapping someone in the face* "all you had to do is follow the damn train CJ"
"Lol"
"Lol"
by Thedank0r October 13, 2016

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly
Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?
Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?
by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009

Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
