he really is my favorite toilet. He looks at me and I immediately get cheerful. if you have to shit you can always be with him. He will always help you in great danger.
by N41LUJ October 17, 2019
Get the Nigga toiletmug. by epicnamehere July 24, 2024
Get the Toilet painmug. The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.
"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"
by My parents biggest mistake June 27, 2021
Get the Toiletmug. Skibidi Toilet refers to a YouTube series made by DaFuq?!Boom. Skibidi Toilet is the worst thing ever made and is the worst piece of shit to ever exist in this world.
Gen Alpha: I like skibidi toilet!
Unbrainrotted guy: Ew no Skibidi Toilet is shit.
Gen Alpha: No you're lying you have level zero gyatt! Skibidi toilet is the b-
Unbrainrotted guy: *shoots kid*
Unbrainrotted guy: Ew no Skibidi Toilet is shit.
Gen Alpha: No you're lying you have level zero gyatt! Skibidi toilet is the b-
Unbrainrotted guy: *shoots kid*
by August 19, 2024
Get the Skibidi Toiletmug. A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.
Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016
Get the Sniff The Toiletmug. 1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
Get the [Toilet dragon]mug. charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing
charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day
lola:what are you doing
charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day
by yousmell12354 April 23, 2024
Get the national skibidi toilet daymug.