Internet

The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.

Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...

by FrankTheVigne April 23, 2019

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Internet maori

An 'internet maori' is someone who commits cyber crimes such as DDoSing or hacking. The term originated from New Zealand.

Adrian: Dude! My account was hijacked by some internet maoris!
Dylan: GF

by Tui_Pure1 August 17, 2011

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i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

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343: i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

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Maccas Internet

A term used mostly by Australians during gaming whenever someone's ping is at a ridiculous level, they may as well be connected to the shithouse WiFi of McDonald's.

This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more

gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches

by vJ_434 August 18, 2019

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Internet Carpooling

when a bunch of cheap kids decide to cheat the system

i was planning to ask my friends we should all pool in like open services of netflix, crunchyroll and hulu. Then we all pitch in for it. xDD CHEAPO STYLE
YOO, that's internet carpooling.

by HHHMMM YES July 26, 2014

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