Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

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Ratdog text

A ratdog text is text that is longer than 2 sentences

he just made a ratdog text

by abe linclon111 April 27, 2024

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Text Limbo

That awkward moment when you and your friend start saying something over chat at the same time, but stop in order to see what the other person will say. Silence will ensue.

Fred Larraby: Talking to my friend right now over text.

Krishna Patel: What is he saying?

Fred Larraby: I don't know, he was texting something, then I wanted to say something, but he stopped. Now I'm waiting for him to say something, I guess this is text limbo.

Fred Larraby's Friend: What was he saying!?

by Wustah August 11, 2016

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Text Swag

the ability to get an individual to open up sexually through social platforms like facebook/BBM/whatsapp/iMessage which leads to sexual encounters without getting to go on a date.

Yo dawg shawty went down son! I dont know shawty but she felt my text swag and gave it up!

by dycejones December 15, 2011

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