el tardastre

the spanish adjective for a person who keeps saying "kitty" or lip syncs annoying songs

Nathan won't stop lip synching High School Musical Songs! He is such an el tardastre!

by Mike El Mexican December 7, 2009

e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

by scubaduder February 18, 2010

E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

pope tard

a word used between clergymen to infer that they are the biggest retatd in their profession

"Father Carmine is a pope tard"

by Davey Boy Jenks April 9, 2010

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable

Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.

by jarge20 September 26, 2010