The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.

*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

by Ass_Violater8008 July 21, 2017

Trump Eye

The severe condition where your eyes are locked in an upwards position. This is due to your eyes rolling constantly when Donald Trump speaks.

Don’t listen to Donald Trump speak too long, you might get Trump Eye.

by Woodwoman December 17, 2018

Donut Trump

when you cross donald trump with a donut

I ate a donut trump for blekfast.

by IQ300 March 7, 2019

Toto-Trumping

Doing anything at all on a mobile device while sitting on a fancy, expensive toilet.

I spent so much time toto-trumping this morning that my butt fell asleep.

by PokerFaceMaverick October 7, 2019

Trump-away

a spray that Donald trump hates such as Mexicans in a can or china in a can

Guy 1: bro, did you hear about the new spray item they had in stores, its called Trump-away, its like raid for spiders but its donald trump raid!
Guy 2:no? i think i might use it!

by trump-away-inator-3000 September 23, 2017

Trump Shit

The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.

Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..

by mrbruceman November 18, 2017

Trump smart

TRUMP SMART
adjective
1. Having only a superficial knowledge on a given subject.
2.The ability to memorize headlines and regurgitate talking points to give the effect of intelligence to a dim witted audience.

Donald could not fool the kindergarten class with his book report on "Green Eggs and Ham" because he didn't read it and he is only Trump smart.

by AmRice April 20, 2018