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The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"
by Ass_Violater8008 July 21, 2017
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Donut Trump

I ate a donut trump for blekfast.
by IQ300 March 7, 2019
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Trump Eye

The severe condition where your eyes are locked in an upwards position. This is due to your eyes rolling constantly when Donald Trump speaks.
Don’t listen to Donald Trump speak too long, you might get Trump Eye.
by Woodwoman December 17, 2018
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Toto-Trumping

Doing anything at all on a mobile device while sitting on a fancy, expensive toilet.
I spent so much time toto-trumping this morning that my butt fell asleep.
by PokerFaceMaverick October 7, 2019
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Don't be a Trump

Don't be a bad looser and stop throwing your toys out of the pram.
Donald! You lost the competition so don't be a Trump and man up!
by Montgelas November 10, 2020
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Flaming Trump

The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.
Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.
by Darwin Sobcheck April 27, 2020
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Trump-Chilada

A) Drinking a disinfectant to treat COVID-19.

Sentence: Doctors had to warn people not to drink the Trump-Chilada to save their lives.

B) Another phrase to say people are drinking Trumps Kool-aide. This would be the Spanish version of the drinking Trumps Kool-aide.

Sentence: You can't make any logical sense with him, he's been drinking the Trump-Chilada.

Back ground: U.S. President Donald Trump suggested during a White House briefing that injecting disinfectants could treat COVID-19. A Trump-Chilade is a spin on the word Michelada: a popular Mexican alcoholic beverage of a genre known in Spanish as cerveza preparada (prepared beer) and in English as a variety of cocktail.

Ingredients:

A Trump-Chilada is made of the popular disinfectant found in many Latin home called Fabuloso served over ice or any household disinfectant.

3 cups of disinfectant (Fabuloso is preferred)
Large glass (chilled if possible)
Ice
Lime wedge for garnish
Coarse salt (for the rim)
Example A : Doctors had to warn people not to drink the Trump-Chilada to save their lives.

Example B: You can't make any logical sense with him, he's been drinking the Trump-Chilada.
by Coach Priest May 1, 2020
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