Trash Salad

A salad which consists of only a head of lettuce (sometimes with ranch dressing dolloped on top, and/or bacon bits). Normally consumed by hand, without the use of utensils.

datrashmaaan eats his trash salad with pocket bacon and booster pack ranch

by horsenamedfriday July 2, 2025

Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island

Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.

by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024

Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

by ginormous george July 28, 2022

Suddenly salad

When one gets extremely aroused when performing cunnilingus or fellatio and one's tongue ventures south to the anus, as in tossing salad.

"Dude she was so hot I went down on her like crazy and licked her ass...when she jumped and said WTF are you doing? I just said..SUDDENLY SALAD!!

by Johansen Borgerman August 28, 2019

Taco Salad

A lesbian reach around.

Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021

nigga salad

when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.

Yo i just fucken gave him a nigga salad

by bitch cock sucker 69 March 24, 2020

pounding a salad

Fisting a vagina

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?

by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015