Wedge Salad

A sexually pleasing wedgie.

Thud bent me over and gave me the best wedge salad last night.

by Cmananator May 31, 2022

punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht May 16, 2018

Toasted Salad

When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad

MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned

by Randy the perv February 28, 2021

fruit salad

yummy yummy

Friend 1: ayyy you got a fruit salad?

Friend 2: yea *continues to put a fish in blender*

by grenpiss26 January 22, 2021

Salad Wacking

when you jerk off your mentally challenged sibling

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

ranch salad dressing

Molly Malone

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"

by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013

Wheelchair Salad

You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.

I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.

by BigD1967 February 19, 2021