shit flap

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

by DJ Silly Hat March 04, 2008

Face-shit

1. Tired of using facebook. 2. Word to replace facebook.

What are you doing.
I'm getting on face-shit.
I should check my face-shit.

by brutalmilkshake1123 June 22, 2010

Best Shit

The things that a person may say or do to impress and endear themselves to another person......usually when they are on the pull.

Hey, check out Rob. He is pulling out his best shit with that girl !
Dude, you were pulling out your best shit last night......

by Gregory Grayson November 24, 2010

shit locked

its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.

i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work

by Richie1966 February 19, 2009

Shit Bakehouse

Construction term for rancid, shit filled portable toilet on a hot construction job site. Also referred to as a Turd Cooker.

Stan was hungover from weekend partying. He had no choice but to pop a squat and drop a greasy shit on Monday in the job site's Shit Bakehouse.

by Eaton Holgoode April 08, 2015

Strategic Shit

When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.

Sam: Where's Chris?

Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.

by TheFuriousLeftNut September 20, 2009

Shit storm

A seemingly endless series of unlucky events, or negative occurrences.

Bob seems irregularly upset today. Must be from that shit storm he's stuck in.

by CnoMoney July 02, 2011