RUSTY OLD HO

An Old Usless Woman; Mouthy,Bitchy.

Fuck You You Rusty Old Ho

by REBELHAWK June 7, 2007

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Rusty Beef Needle

When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.

DO ME DO ME. I love me some rusty beef needle!

by Blazin Crotch May 28, 2009

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rusty axe wound

A female crotch. Also can be said when a female is on their period.

"she has a rusty axe wound"

by sXe Lava May 7, 2003

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There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.

Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.

by Luke McCullough December 9, 2008

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Rusty Jack Knife

A Rusty Jack Knife is a slang term for a geriatric man who porks women much younger than him. The "Rusty Jack Knife" comes in to play as a reference to his penis, which, aged, is rusty (hard to get erect), jacked (may have liver spots or warts), and knifed (smaller than the original youth size.)

"God damn! That old guy is a Rusty Jack Knife!"

by The Masticator May 2, 2005

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rusty trumpet

A penis with many warts/scars on it.

A severely aged penis.

"Hey Sally, I unzipped my boyfriends pants the other day only to find out he had a rusty trumpet, so I dumped him on the spot."

"Old people don't have sex because old men get rusty trumpet."

by Ginger Loaf December 28, 2005

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